Switzerland

So our last day in Zurich dawned wet and shitty … probably not a huge surprise after the downpour the night before. Stowed our luggage at the hotel and proceeded to wander fairly aimlessly around the downtown area for a few hours – had plans for more sightseeing around the lake and old town but the conditions really were pretty average so we were content with shopping, eating and honing our rain avoidance techniques.

After the world’s least enjoyable flight (no sir, you actually don’t need to have your seat reclined so far it takes out my kneecaps. No sir, not even for the full 11 hours of flying time. No sir, especially not when you have a body odour issue that you really should take a closer look at), we arrived in Zurich at 6.30 in the morning feeling and looking like shit. Well, let’s be honest about these things.